Oh, great.

Well, I guess it ended before it began:

Misbehaving teens may be at risk for major adulthood problems

Remember that time that you spent an entire semester dreaming about fucking Luke Perry instead of learning right isosceles triangles? You're an alcoholic! Or that time when youwere 13 that you skipped school, graffiti-ed the bathroom, and then got a spine-chilling phone call from the police, pretended your mom wasn't home and then blared Metallica to drown out the whole incident? Yup - I know. I thought it was all just fun and games, too.

Anyway, I wish someone had TOLD me that I was setting myself up for a lifetime of misery. I mean, I thought those pesky adults were just being neurotic.