Loud obnoxious drunk guys

Yeah, I know what you're thinking - what is this, a post about every single day of work? And I can see where you might get that from the title. But there are some loud obnoxious drunk guys who really, miraculously, lower the bar. Like for instance, ones who are drunk by 4:00 p.m. on a Monday. Or who throw things at female bartenders and laugh when the girl has to pick it up five times in a row. Or - and this will have to take the cake here - ones who yell, loudly, while you're onstage, "When are the hot girls going to get here??"

To my credit (I guess), he was yelling it into the ear of another girl, who had been patiently sitting through his drunken douchebaggery for hours. And he followed it by laughing the kind of laugh that only a guy drunk at 4:00 p.m. can laugh, the kind where everyone for blocks can hear him, and you can practically taste the little bits of bar pretzel he spits at anybody within a five-foot radius.